Mummy gives me a bath

Harrow everybody! i am back! Too late to wish one and all a happy (ang mo) new year but hey, the lunar new year is coming! so i wish everybody a prosperous new year in advance! may you be safe everywhere u go and may fortune smile upon you during the course of the year HUAT AH!

this year is the year of the rat (NOT mouse ah! rats bigger, i think...) my mummy born in the year of the monkey, uncle born in the year of the pig, i born in year of the horse (the rest of my family? i seriously dun know) my mummy say no wonder i so talkative... apparently mummy's mummy checked and said that people born in the year of the horse very articulate one. HAHAHAH!

anyway, in preparation for the lunar new year, my mummy had to give me a bath :( i dun like to bathe. coz it is usually a very painful process. first, my mummy soak me in a bucket of soapy water (SO COLD!) for about 15 minutes. then she rub rub me to get rid of the dirt. lucky my mummy loves me much much so she won't use the brush to scrub. or else very painful you know? then mummy gave me two rinses (AIYOH! cold until i want to die already) and then I have to be hung upside down to dry for 2 days. that's the most difficult of all lor. so %$@^*#*!^% uncomfortable.

then mummy's fat ass brother very bad. he said i have become so pale that mummy might as well call me mr white. my mummy very upset lor.

anyway, i really do have white patches on me, but it doesn't really bother me. coz life goes on mah. my mummy still loves me! i can still eat lots and lots of prata and best of all i can still irritate uncle! life's good!

i looking forward to the lunar new year. i know mummy will give me big ang pow with $2 inside. and then i will sleep on the ang pow. there will be many many snack to eat also. SO FUN!

Mummy bring me to China!

Harrow! Happie New Year! May the new year be smooth-sailing and full of joy for everyone and those whom you hold dear! well, uncle says i have to have a new year resolution... ok i shall strive to eat more pratas and take more naps as usual! hahahahahaha... IN YOUR FACE, UNCLE LOH!!!!

well, mummy says i should write about the China trip so i think i better get to work, wait mummy dun buy me prata then i cannot fulfill my new year resolution *GASP* oh well, mummy took me to Chengdu, in the state of Sichuan in China from 12th December to 19th December 2007. We take China Airlines there. My mummy and i were so bored on flight. coz nothing to watch for in-flight entertainment one. mummy wants to take SIA next time. uncle loh, you hear that?

anyway, mummy already had it good. at least she can sit in a proper seat ok. she stuffed me into the luggage again. %!$%#$^&%#&(** so cramped and uncomfortable. but mummy says no choice. coz i no passport :( later i go China the gong an might catch me :( then you know ah, they eat everything in China one. wait they catch me and cook me for dinner....

anyway, during the China trip, mummy went up to Jiu Zhai Gou. the scenery very beautiful. she visited the lake where they filmed "Hero", starring Tony Leong, Jet Lee and Maggie Cheung. It's the scene when Maggie Cheung's character was lying dead in a pavilion in the middle of the lake and the other two male leads just fly fly around and fight. We also visited some of the sites where they filmed "Xi You Ji" i don't know that show coz i havent born yet mah. but my mummy has fond memories of it... anyway, the scenery at Jiu Zhai Gou was really very nice but IT WAS SO COLD! my mummy could not stop sniffing lor. then she wrapped up until like rice dumpling like that. look so clumsy!

my mummy and her colleagues also visited a shop where they sold traditional costumes of the Han Chinese. Strictly speaking cheongsam is not the traditional dress of the Chinese. It is the traditional dress of the Manchus (you know, those guys with the pig tails and the ladies of the court like wear pieces of cardboard on their heads), hardly the ethnic majority in China (by the way, there are 56 ethnic groups in China, I SO KNOWLEDGEABLE RIGHT??!!) well, anyway, the Han dress is like what you see in the Chinese period drama lor. kimono-like but material much lighter and have very very long flowing sleeves which i think are very useful. coz can shield sunlight lah, wipe sweat lah, sneeze into in lah, etc. my mummy tried on a traditional Han dress for formal ceremonies. the base is black, trimmed with red and with a black and red belt with gold trimmings. mummy's colleagues got take photos. next time we show you ok, uncle?

we also go and see pandas when we were in Chengdu. THEY SO LAZY AND STUPID ONE! we go there at nine am and their keepers were putting out breakfast for them. all of them were huddled together, sleeping. i tell u how they sleep ok, they sit down, bury their heads in their paws, all curled up like a ball. their keepers had to yell at them to wake up and eat. then they eat and eat and eat then some curl up and sleep again. the guide said that in summer when the weather is very hot, the keepers will freeze fruits within blocks of ice. then the panda will hug the ice-cubes to sleep because that kept them cool. and when the ice blocks melt, they will feast on the fruits inside. ai-yoh, like that also can! so lazy!

anyway, i tired of writing already. i write about panda sleeping now i also sleepy.... *YAWN* i go take nap now. bye bye!


P.S. UNCLE LOH! i got write long long ok! i good boy????

Harrow UNCLE LOH!!!

Harrow UNCLE LOH!!!

i am at my mummy's work place now. my mummy go for lesson already. She not back yet so I very bored, then i decide to type you an email. Coz you say before i must help my mummy. So besides helping her sleep, take nap and watch tv, i now also help her reply email. i good boy right? my mummy also say!

i think my mummy has not been very good lately. she keeps thinking about the things she has to do but has got no energy to do them all. then sometimes she will sad sad and cry. when she cry then i, gumok kor kor and fat cat will try to hug hug her. but not all at the same time lah. otherwise very crowded you know.

i think mummy feels better when she is conducting lessons in school. she is really happiest teaching in the classroom. these couple of days she distracted by work so feeling happier.

oh, the lavender oil feels very good! can i spray on myself please?

oh well... i better stop for now. later people see me tapping on keyboard then they very scared... 7th month not over u know?

HUG HUG and take good care!

mr. brown.
my mummy's child

Today my birthday u know?

HARROW!
Today i very happy. Because today my birthday u know? i am four years old liao. uncle say i must be more matured coz i four years old already. but I DUN CARE! I am my mummy's child and my mummy will take care of me. plus i dun want to listen to uncle. he very bad one. go australia never buy me present @$%^!&&#(^^&*^$! CHICKEN NUGGETS!

this morning i woke my mummy up and tell her to hug hug me and say happy birthday to me. and then i woke gumok kor kor, fat cat and ah kow up so that they will help me decorate room for the party. and then mummy went out buy kong guan biscuits and then she make me a party hat to wear. we had a tea party with the dogs in the afternoon.

I SO HAPPY! coz my birthday got biscuits to eat and party hats to wear. i ask mummy if tomorrow i can have birthday again. mummy say i so silly... must wait next year then can have party again.

aiyoh... wait one year... so long ah?!

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mr brown

Mummy brings me go watch 'Date Movie'

HARROW!
Just now mummy brought me watch 'Date Movie'. Becoz it is NC-16, mummy say i have to keep very quiet. Or else people find out and then catch mummy and me!

The movie very disgusting and disturbing... Eeeeee! So horrible. Spoof many other movies like 'Meet the parents', 'The Wedding Planner', 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'. I dun really like it but my mummy thinks it's very funny! Aiyoh.... mummy so corny. I scared wait my mummy will bring me watch 'Scary Movie 4'. My mummy likes to watch movies that no need brains to watch one.

I shall ask mummy to bring me watch 'Ice Age 2' though. I LIKE CARTOONS!

I AM MR BROWN!

i also want to type you an email, and i asked my mummy. my mummy say can, so i type you email.

today ah kow and i do nothing, coz morning very hot (but then later in the afternoon rain big big ah!!!!). then i take nap, then i woke up and ah kow disappear already!!! mummy's brother dog-napped him again!

anyway, i no need to rescue him, coz my mummy will rescue him when she comes back. mummy's mummy and mummy's daddy sit aeroplane and go penang for wedding dinner today. they will come back tomorrow evening. i hope they buy tau sar pia, which is dou sha bing! i like them much much! ah kow can also eat, coz no meat! but if got add lard then ah kow cannot eat already, coz ah kow vegetarian u know?

i very excited, coz mummy say she will take me to auntie yixin's wedding. i will meet many friends there, like owen the bear. but i dun want to meet piggy, coz i dun like him. he very rude, always say i dun have daddy!

mummy say i have to go and sleep already, or else tomorrow she wont buy prata for me to eat.

tomorrow, my mummy has piano and tuition again. mummy so boring hor.

NITE NITE! HUG HUG!BYE BYE UNCLE!

mr. brown
reposted from 10.03.06.

Tap tap tap with my paw

Yes, it's done!! My first post.

mr brown